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List of Things That Can Be Used As a Weapon

Tablespoon of cinnamon
Speech at wedding
Global magnifying glass
Extensive knowledge of Magic the Gathering
Hundreds of brainwashed Lebron James
Feather that looks like a bug in the water
Front page
Single volume, collected scripts of Woody Allen, thrown
Note on post-it
Access to mini-bar
These crazy low mattress prices
A smile where the eyes aren’t also smiling

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