Going out despite the fact that I can’t really see straight after riding 65 criss-crossing miles all over D.C. (Garfield Road, I hope you burn.) I have a jersey tan. What sort of spandex-enclad monster have I become?*
While on vacation, I downed giant bottles of Vytautas, a Lithuanian sparkling water with mineral content so high it tastes salty and soapy at the same time. I came home looking for some way to import it because I loved drinking it so much. Turns out that’s not possible, but Vytautus is the subject of a really bizarre Internet meme. Perrier is not the same.
*I have not, actually, because all my gear is merino. Also, I only wear cycling jerseys because they have pockets for snacks.